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Från en vän i Palestina

PalestinaJag fick ett mejl från en vän i Gaza, Palestina:

A British, an American and a Palestinian died and they all went to hell. The British said: "I miss England! I want to call England, and see how everybody is doing there". He called and talked for about 5 minutes. Then he said: "Well, Devil, how much do I owe you for the phone call ?" The Devil answered: "Five million dollars". "Five million dollars?!" He made him a check and went to sit back on his chair.

The American was so jealous, he starts screaming, "Me too! I want to call the United States; I want to see how everybody is doing too." He called and talked for about 2 minutes and then he said: "Well, Devil, how much do I owe you for the phone call?" The Devil answered: "Ten million dollars."Ten million dollars?!" He wrote him a check and went to back to sit on his chair.

The Palestinian was extremely jealous too. He started screaming and screaming: "I want to call Palestine too; I want to see how everybody is doing there too! I wanna talk to everybody." So, he called Palestine, and he talked for about twenty hours. He was talking and talking and talking. Then he said: "Well, Devil, how much do I owe you for the phone call?" The Devil answered: "One dollar." "Only one dollar?!" "Yes, well, from hell to hell, it's local."

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